Let's Do It

Let us dissect this situation,

Let us grasp the basic concepts,

Let's turn it into something its not,

Because what it is,

Is too simple for your taste,

Let us go ahead and have sex,

Let us go ahead and judge the other,

Let us go ahead and be trapped,

Because that is what it is,

And what it will be,

Let's decide to stay divorced,

Let's drink vodka and coke,

Let's just sit alone at diners,

Because there we belong,

And we can write lies,

On little white napkins.

 

Let the drum roll ring out,

Let the marching band swing dance,

Let the football players fail,

Because then we'll be okay,

We will decide it tomorrow,

Let us go ahead and eat out,

Let us go ahead and eat each other,

Let us go ahead and dissect the situation,

Because it is what it is,

And we will eat lobsters.

Let's just jump the gun,

Let's just slide into first,

Let's just collapse on all fours,

Because then it's easier,

To beg for more,

And take it up the ass.

 

Let the people sing out,

Let the choirs die down,

Let the protest ring true,

Because if they don't,

We won't be able to sleep tonight,

Let us go ahead and try,

Let us go ahead and lie a lot,

Let us go ahead, and ponder the truths,

Because then we'll be okay,

For we can't sleep anyways,

Let's just be the same as we were,

Let's just not think of what we could be,

Let's just sleep a lot more,

Because then we won't have to wake,

To the nightmare creatures,

Under the neighbors beds.

 

Let the snake slither into your bed,

Let the asshole lie to your face,

Let the bathroom smell of shit,

Because then no one will go in there,

And you'll be safe from ridicule.

Let us go ahead and sleep together,

Let us go ahead and ruin this,

Let us go ahead and run a marathon,

Because that will keep us sane,

And that will keep us celabit.

Let's just play scrabble,

Let's just throw it all back up,

Let's sift through the pieces,

Because it's worth the chance to fix,

But not to start it over,

Just to make it right as rain.