A Grimm Fairy Tale

this is the plight of a hapless woodsmen
chasing a big bad wolf through a thicket of briar
and sensing in his scratched and bruised ego
that he won't get much farther before his blood lets out
when all hope seems lost,
two little pigs toss their sticks and stones,
to avenge their straw building brother,
and the big bad wolf runs away with small wounds,
the woodsman thanks the swine travelers,
and together they resolve to track down this evil doer,
and to put an end to big bad terror forever,
through a long and strenuous winter they travel,
and eventually the woodsman gets hungry,
and while one pig is gone to procure supply's,
the crafty woodsman slits the throat of the lone little pig,
and he sticks him on a spit, and twirls him over the wee little fire,
he taste of fat and juicy meat,
smiling the woodsman wipes his face and rubs his belly,
then he hastily disposes of the evidence.
when the pig brother returns he asks about his sibling,
to which the woodsman lies and blames it on the wolf,
so the brick laying little pig is full of fury
at the wrong bad guy, but  a bad guy none the less,
when they finally track him to his nice little den,
the wolf is world weary and wounded from the sticks and bricks,
the brick pig confronts him and demands justice for both his brothers,
but before the wolf can confess to the slaughter of one
the woodsman lays him low with the blunt force of his axe,
they both agree that its done, and the worst is now over,
and when the pig turns his back he takes a similar blow to the wolf,
but luckily his helmet is built of the most durable material,
and he turns and hurls bricks at the woodsman,
the man's face is bruised and pulp,
and he falls down unconscious,
and then the little pig becomes a fat pig,
as he eats through the mans bones like butter,
he is to full to run away,
when the wolf pups come out to call,
and the big bad wolf wife approaches very calmly
while the pig pleads for his life,
and then before she snaps his neck with her killing jaws she says,
"hypocrites."