Boogers and Time

They tried to take their toys away,
The day care was full of crying children
The government said no more toys for children,
Tots were forced to play with their food,
And eat their boogers if they hoped to perservere,
The parents of these unfortunate children,
They protested and proclaimed,
That they would eat their own snot,
Only their own, only what they could spare,
Until they brought back the toys they took away,
So they organized and they sat real close,
On capitol hill with a finger up their noses,
And they tried as they may,
But most of them could not do it,
And those that inserted the finger were few,
And it was these few that were left sitting,
As the other parents returned to their children with no toys,
But these parents were different,
But they hadn't eatin it yet, the disgusting crusty treat on their index fingers,
No they just stared at it like a stranger,
Debating if the cause was worth this risk,
And when the first parents braved it,
And chewed once or twice,
And swallowed it down,
And returned for another,
The other parents then vomited,
Sanitizing their hands,
The mocked the one parent who did it,
And this booger eater was left all alone on the steps of capitol hill,
Until finally the politicians came down the steps,
In their suits and ties,
And they shared with this child like parent,
All the good girl and boy toys,
And they pushed along a choo choo train,
And made their matchbox cars go vroom,
And sooner or later,
The space time continuum expanded and exploded,
And the world was made anew.